this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.