Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch