Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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