never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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