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(719): View more from Colorado

Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better

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(908): View more from New Jersey

So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.

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(585): View more from New York

he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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(909): View more from California

My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think they're German

(203): View more from Connecticut

Just say lederhosen and see what happens

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(317): View more from Indiana

I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!

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