I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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