Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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