She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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