North Korea, Best Korea!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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