My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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