She is in my trunk
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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