I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I wish there were birth control emojis
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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