Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dignity is for republicans.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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