Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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