Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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