thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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