This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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