I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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