dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
home. puking in laundry basket.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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