do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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