So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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