Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
ok first of all what the fuck
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