Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
