Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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