Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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