there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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