The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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