The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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