If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
