we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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