69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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