I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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