Kiss
Puke
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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