i think my tv is drunk
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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