My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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