I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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