How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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