People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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