im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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