The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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