awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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