Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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