i jhust puked up my retainher.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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