If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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