Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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