they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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