Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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