I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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