I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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