If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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