and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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