I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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