real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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