Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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