Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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