I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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