Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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